Ogden Nash Further Reflection on Parsley
The parsnip, children, I repeat,
Is simply an anaemic beet.
Some people call the parsnip edible;
Myself, I find this claim incredible.
Ogden Nash The Parsnip
Celery, raw,
Develops the jaw.
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.
Ogden Nash Celery
